Stocking Stuffers
Funny stocking stuffers, because the stocking is the best part of Christmas morning. Shop small gag gifts, novelty candy and weird little surprises that fit any stocking and any budget. Santa may check his list twice, but he shops in Uranus.
Stocking stuffer ideas by person:
For adults: Soap for Shit Shows ($11.99), Lip Shit lip balm ($11.99) and Pencils for the Passive Aggressive ($12.99).
For coworkers and Secret Santa: Go Away I'm Introverting socks ($15.99) and Big Fun in Uranus Playing Cards ($9.99).
For teens and the impossible relative: Cat Butt Gum ($2.99), Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum ($2.99), the Hillbilly Nut Scratcher ($5.99) and an Emotional Support Poop Plush ($7.99).
Most of it is under $10, so you can fill the whole stocking without filling out a loan application.
We have stocking stuffers for adults, teens, coworkers and that one relative who's impossible to shop for. Fill it up with something they'll actually laugh about.
Shipping Policies
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–2 business days, Monday through Saturday.
We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary.
Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US.
Christmas delivery: order by Dec 15 (Standard), Dec 18 (2-Day), or Dec 22 (Next Day).
In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge.
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