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Pencils for Introverts
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Please cancel my plans! Get out of all those pesky social obligations with this snarky 8-pack of pencils, each stamped with an excuse for your favorite homebody. View Full Description
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Please cancel my plans! Get out of all those pesky social obligations with this snarky 8-pack of pencils, each stamped with an excuse for your favorite homebody. View Full Description
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People Suck. Let's Just Be Honest.That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding.
Cancel your plans with absolute confidence using the ultimate desk accessory for homebodies! This hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. is the absolute perfect gift for your favorite anti-social friend, a great white elephant gag gift, or an essential self-care purchase for your own desk. Grab a pack, silence your phone, and get ready to aggressively write down exactly why you're not showing up tonight!
Pencil Details:
Design: Packaged set of multi-colored wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously absurd, and highly specific excuse designed to bail you out of any social interaction.
Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for erasing any accidental social commitments you accidentally made.
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