Hillbilly Nut Scratcher
Dry Gulch Gifts
- Weight:
- 0.20 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Get a little extra help to reach that itch! A rustic wooden back scratcher that makes the perfect redneck joke gift for anyone who needs to scratch like a true hillbilly. View Full Description
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy
Materials & Care
Made from white and red sassafrass, these funny and unique novelties poke fun at the little bit of hillbilly in all of us.
A little extra help to reach that itch.
Are y'all tired of strugglin' to reach them pesky itches in hard-to-reach places? Look no further than the Hillbilly Nut Scratcher! This rustic wooden tool is the perfect redneck joke gift for the special someone who's always scratchin' their backside. Plus, with its unique design handcrafted by skilled woodworkers, it makes a great addition to any collection of wood gifts. So why wait? Get your Hillbilly Nut Scratcher today and start scratchin' like a true redneck!
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