The five-second rule applies. Embrace your realistically messy parenting style with this snarky 8-pack of funny mom-life pencils. View Full Description
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The five-second rule applies. Embrace your realistically messy parenting style with this snarky 8-pack of funny mom-life pencils. View Full Description
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Congratulations on Being Gloriously Average! You're the world's okayest mom! Please don’t take offense! Face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, what with their spotless car seats, healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers, and quick-draw first aid kits. Okay moms are where it’s at. Okay moms are where you want to live: sippy cup wine, the five-second rule, and naps that overlap into second naps.
Embrace your realistically messy parenting style with this hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. It is the absolute perfect gag gift for Mother's Day, a baby shower, your favorite exhausted mom friend, or just to keep lost at the bottom of your oversized purse. Grab a pack, pour yourself another glass of "mom juice," and get ready to aggressively write down all the chores you'll eventually make your kids do!
Pencil Details:
Design: Packaged set of bright pink and purple wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable motherhood-themed joke or snarky phrase guaranteed to make you laugh while you hide in the bathroom for five minutes of peace.
Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for fixing the mistakes on that permission slip you almost forgot to sign.
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