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Uranus Gas N Lube Playing Cards

Uranus Fudge Factory

$9.99
Shuffle up and deal 'em deep in Uranus! Grease the wheels for your next card game and bring a slick new energy to the table. View Full Description
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Shuffle up and deal 'em deep in Uranus! Grease the wheels for your next card game and bring a slick new energy to the table. View Full Description

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Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

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Uranus Gas 'N Lube Company Playing Cards

We Pump It in the Front and Lube It in the Rear for a Smooth Shuffle! Ready to grease the wheels for your next card game? Shuffle 'em up in Uranus and prepare for a legendary showdown. Bet you never thought you would get a royal flush in Uranus! Whether you are running a high stakes poker strategy or just passing the time with a friendly game of blackjack, this custom deck brings a slick new energy to the table.

Packaged in a vibrant red box that honors the finest service station on Route 66, this deck is designed for players who like their action smooth and their humor completely unfiltered. It makes a perfect conversation starter for your home bar, a great travel companion for camping trips, or a hilarious gift for your favorite card shark. Keep your poker face steady and hold your hand tight, because things get slippery fast when you are playing inside Uranus!

Card Details:

  • Design: Red tuck box proudly displaying the retro yellow and green Uranus Gas 'N Lube Company logo.

  • Size: Standard poker size playing cards built for smooth shuffling, clean cutting, and crisp dealing.

  • Note: Gas pump and alien figurines shown in promotional images are not included.

Want more ideas for fun in Uranus?

Close-up of Uranus Gas ’N Lube Company playing card box with slogan ‘We pump it in the front and lube it in the rear,’ a quirky Route 66 souvenir deck.

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