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Packaged set of funny Pencils for Procrastinators next to loose pencils.

Pencils for the Procrastinators

$12.99
I'll do it tomorrow! Delay your to-do list in style with this snarky 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny joke for your favorite master of delay.View Full Description
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I'll do it tomorrow! Delay your to-do list in style with this snarky 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny joke for your favorite master of delay.View Full Description
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Embrace your inner slacker with the ultimate desk accessory for those who truly excel at putting things off. This hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. is the absolute perfect gag gift for the chronically delayed student, your favorite easily distracted coworker, or just to keep for yourself (eventually). Grab a pack, add them to your to-do list, and get ready to aggressively doodle your way through all the important tasks you should probably be doing right now!

 

Pencil Details:

  • Design: Packaged set of multi-colored wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable procrastination-themed joke or snarky phrase guaranteed to speak directly to your soul... tomorrow.

  • Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.

  • Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for fixing all the mistakes you rushed through at the last possible minute.

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