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Pencils for the Procrastinators
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I'll do it tomorrow! Delay your to-do list in style with this snarky 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny joke for your favorite master of delay.View Full Description
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I'll do it tomorrow! Delay your to-do list in style with this snarky 8-pack of standard No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny joke for your favorite master of delay.View Full Description
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The Answer is Always "Two Weeks"! Two weeks. Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be "two weeks." Wondering when I’ll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks.
Embrace your inner slacker with the ultimate desk accessory for those who truly excel at putting things off. This hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. is the absolute perfect gag gift for the chronically delayed student, your favorite easily distracted coworker, or just to keep for yourself (eventually). Grab a pack, add them to your to-do list, and get ready to aggressively doodle your way through all the important tasks you should probably be doing right now!
Pencil Details:
Design: Packaged set of multi-colored wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable procrastination-themed joke or snarky phrase guaranteed to speak directly to your soul... tomorrow.
Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for fixing all the mistakes you rushed through at the last possible minute.
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