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Pencils for The Middle Child
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Who are you again? Finally get noticed with this snarky 8-pack of purple sibling-themed novelty pencils. View Full Description
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Who are you again? Finally get noticed with this snarky 8-pack of purple sibling-themed novelty pencils. View Full Description
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Who Are You Again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is being unnoticed when your hair is neon purple and you dress like you're from The Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are: #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy.
Finally, a desk accessory that speaks to the chronically overlooked! This hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. perfectly captures the angst, neglect, and dark humor of classic Middle Child Syndrome. It is the absolute perfect gag gift for your favorite overlooked sibling, a family reunion, or just to buy for yourself since your parents probably forgot your birthday anyway. Grab a pack, make your voice heard, and get ready to aggressively sketch your way out of the shadow of your overachieving older sibling!
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Design: Packaged set of dark purple and lavender wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable middle-child-themed joke or snarky phrase guaranteed to remind everyone that you exist.
Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for fixing mistakes—though you'll probably just get blamed for them anyway.
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