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Pencils for the Passive Aggressive
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Per my last email... Express your "completely fine" feelings with this snarky 8-pack of blue No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny passive-aggressive remark. View Full Description
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Per my last email... Express your "completely fine" feelings with this snarky 8-pack of blue No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny passive-aggressive remark. View Full Description
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"Pencils for the Passive Aggressive" Snarky Pencil Set
It's Fine. Really, It's Completely Fine. I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I’m fine. I’ll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I don’t mind at all. If that’s what you need to prove that I’m fine, I’ll do it. Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am. I mean if that’s what you need. I’ll do it.
Express your totally fine feelings without ever having to raise your voice using this hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. It is the absolute perfect gag gift for your favorite emotionally restrained coworker, a dramatic roommate, or just to keep on your desk to let everyone know exactly where they stand without actually telling them. Grab a pack, leave a vaguely worded sticky note, and get ready to aggressively jot down your completely okay thoughts!
Pencil Details:
Design: Packaged set of cool blue and teal wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable passive-aggressive remark or snarky phrase guaranteed to get your point across without explicitly stating it.
Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for fixing all the mistakes that clearly weren't your fault anyway.
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