Soap for Parent Teachers
- SKU:
- 03.26G
- Weight:
- 0.44 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Smells like a second or third or fourth job! This 6 oz. bar soap features a refreshing "2019 Nostalgia" green spring scent. View Full Description
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy
Materials & Care
When you are suddenly tasked with explaining the Quadratic Equation but your real skillset is baking delicious cupcakes and picking out good movies, Soap for Parent Teachers is the perfect bath time escape. This hilariously relatable novelty soap acknowledges that sometimes, the best lesson plan is just finding an 8-year-old on YouTube to teach the math while you yell, "FIELD TRIP!"
This premium 6 oz. bar features a refreshing "2019 Nostalgia" (Green Spring) scent, perfect for taking you back to the good old days before your kitchen table became a chaotic classroom. Because every single bar is lovingly handcrafted, no two look exactly alike. Packaged with a witty and sarcastic design, it makes a fantastic gag gift, a fun token of appreciation, or a much-needed sanity saver for the accidental educator in your life.
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