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Pencils for First World Problems
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My wifi is lagging Log your most dramatic daily struggles with this snarky 8-pack of colorful No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a hilariously trivial first world problem. View Full Description
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My wifi is lagging Log your most dramatic daily struggles with this snarky 8-pack of colorful No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a hilariously trivial first world problem. View Full Description
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AWWWWWW.... Let Us Play You a Tune on the World's Smallest Violin. I hear you're having a bad day. First of all, your wifi sucks, so Shameless is totally lagging. Plus, it’s 95 degrees outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing, and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds. And we both know you said NO NUTS.
If your daily struggles involve minor inconveniences that are tragic to you but hilariously trivial to everyone else, this is the desk accessory you've been waiting for. This cynically funny 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. makes the absolute perfect gag gift for your most dramatic friend, an office white elephant swap, or to keep at your desk when your oat milk latte arrives with regular dairy. Grab a pack and get ready to aggressively log all your minor grievances!
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Design: Packaged set of multi-colored wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable "first world problem" complaint. Foil text includes gems like: "MY RIPPED JEANS ARE NOW TOO RIPPED", "OMG, THE CHIPOTLE LINE IS (SADLY) LONG", and "THERE'S NO PAMPLEMOUSSE".
Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers—because even privileged mistakes need fixing.
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