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Soap for Social Anxiety
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Smells like a list of pre-planned excuses! This 6 oz. bar soap features a unique "Vodka Vitamin Water" scent. View Full Description
SKU:
03.25E
Weight:
0.44 LBS
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Smells like a list of pre-planned excuses! This 6 oz. bar soap features a unique "Vodka Vitamin Water" scent. View Full Description
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For those nights when you are definitely cough super sick and simply cannot make it to that crowded event, Soap for Social Anxiety is your perfect excuse to stay home and soak. You know you would absolutely love to mingle, but unfortunately, you just accidentally set your waterbed on fire. You will definitely have to catch up later this week via text.
This premium 6 oz. handcrafted bar features a hilarious "Vodka Vitamin Water" scent to help you peacefully unwind in the glorious comfort of total isolation. Because every bar is lovingly made by hand, no two look exactly alike. Packaged with a brilliantly relatable, sarcastic design, it makes a fantastic gag gift, a fun pick me up, or the perfect prank prop for the unapologetic introvert in your life.
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