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Soap for Military Wives

$11.99
Smells like oh, cool, we're moving again! This 6 oz. bar soap features a bright, fruit-forward "Chaotic Kumquat" scent. View Full Description
SKU:
03.26M
Weight:
0.44 LBS
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description:
Smells like oh, cool, we're moving again! This 6 oz. bar soap features a bright, fruit-forward "Chaotic Kumquat" scent. View Full Description
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Salute the true hero of the household with a soap that perfectly understands the struggle of constantly packing up boxes! Soap for Military Wives hilariously captures the reality of bouncing from base to base. You might have been in Seattle yesterday, but your phone says you are now checking the local forecast in Virginia, which means it is time to find yet another new school for the kids just when they finally figured out where their bedrooms were.

This handcrafted 6 oz. premium bar features an incredibly fitting "Chaotic Kumquat" scent to help you wash away the stress of your fourth move in six years. Because every single bar is lovingly made by hand, no two look exactly alike. Packaged in a brilliantly sarcastic wrapper, it makes a fantastic gag gift, a "welcome to the neighborhood" present, or a fun survival token for any proud and exhausted military spouse.

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