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Soap for Military Wives

$11.99
Smells like oh, cool, we're moving again! This 6 oz. bar soap features a bright, fruit-forward "Chaotic Kumquat" scent. View Full Description
SKU:
03.26M
Weight:
0.44 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
description:
Smells like oh, cool, we're moving again! This 6 oz. bar soap features a bright, fruit-forward "Chaotic Kumquat" scent. View Full Description

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Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

Materials & Care

Salute the true hero of the household with a soap that perfectly understands the struggle of constantly packing up boxes! Soap for Military Wives hilariously captures the reality of bouncing from base to base. You might have been in Seattle yesterday, but your phone says you are now checking the local forecast in Virginia, which means it is time to find yet another new school for the kids just when they finally figured out where their bedrooms were.

This handcrafted 6 oz. premium bar features an incredibly fitting "Chaotic Kumquat" scent to help you wash away the stress of your fourth move in six years. Because every single bar is lovingly made by hand, no two look exactly alike. Packaged in a brilliantly sarcastic wrapper, it makes a fantastic gag gift, a "welcome to the neighborhood" present, or a fun survival token for any proud and exhausted military spouse.

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