Having a sh***y day? Share your feelings with your Emotional Support Poop! View Full Description
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Having a sh***y day? Share your feelings with your Emotional Support Poop! View Full Description
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Everyone deserves a little support, and nothing has your back quite like a happy little poop from Uranus. The Emotional Support Poop is a soft, crocheted desk buddy (similar to an amigurumi) with big hopeful eyes, a tiny stitched grin, and stubby arms that clutch a sign sharing exactly how it feels about you.
Pick your personality. The light brown one offers a heartfelt "Thanks for Picking Uranus." The dark brown one speaks pure truth with "The Best Fudge Comes from Uranus." And the yellow one says what we are all thinking: "Nothing Beats Uranus."
Plop one on your desk, your dashboard, or a coworker's keyboard. It is the gag gift that keeps on giving, because the moment someone reads the sign, they get it. Small enough to fit anywhere, cheerful enough to brighten the gloomiest cubicle, and committed enough to the bit to start a conversation every single time.
Comes in three colors, each holding its own one-of-a-kind message straight from Uranus Fudge Factory.
