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Pencils for Little White Lies

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I already did my homework... Embrace your inner fabulist with this snarky 8-pack of truth-bending novelty pencils. View Full Description
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I already did my homework... Embrace your inner fabulist with this snarky 8-pack of truth-bending novelty pencils. View Full Description

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"Pencils for Little White Lies" Snarky Pencil Set

OMG, Crossfit? YES. I Looooove Working Out! If I could, I would do it 24/7. It’s just that I have all these obligations and such since I took that sabbatical from work. Oh, yeah, technically they called it “fired” but I was going to take a creative break anyway. And I LOVE my free time! I mean, I don’t really have any, of course, and that’s why I’m not hitting the gym at the moment....

Face it, we all bend the truth just a little bit to look good, keep the peace, or survive a conversation. Embrace your inner fabulist with this hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. It is the absolute perfect gag gift for your favorite friend who loves to exaggerate, a fun office white elephant exchange, or just to keep on your own desk for writing down things you totally promise you'll do tomorrow. Grab a pack, cross your fingers behind your back, and start sketching out your next great excuse!

Pencil Details:

  • Design: Packaged set of grey and muted blue wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable "little white lie" or snarky phrase guaranteed to make you smirk. Foil text includes gems like: "I NEVER LIE", "NO REALLY, YOU LOOK AMAZING", and "I ALREADY DID MY HOMEWORK".

  • Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.

  • Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers—because if you're telling white lies, you're definitely going to need an eraser.

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