White Elephant Gifts
White Elephant gifts so good they get stolen every time. Browse the funniest picks from Uranus by budget: under $15, $25 and $50. Great for parties, gift exchanges, holiday gifts, gag gifts and Secret Santas. Whether your crew calls it a white elephant gift exchange, Yankee Swap or Dirty Santa, these are the funny white elephant gifts people fight over: weird, hilarious and impossible to regift quietly.
Under $15: Cat Butt Gum ($2.99), the Hillbilly Cell Phone ($6.99) and the Emotional Support Poop Plush ($7.99). Cheap enough to bring two.
Under $25: the Uranus Shot Glass Set ($17.99), a World's Okayest Employee Mug ($15.99) or Worst Gift Ever socks ($16.99), the most honest white elephant gift ever made.
Under $50: the Uranus Pint Glass Set ($39.99) or A Taste of Uranus Fudge Sampler ($34.99), the gift that gets stolen and then eaten.
Find white elephant gift ideas for the office party, family Christmas and Friendsgiving. Show up with funny gifts from Uranus and you've already won.
Shipping Policies
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–2 business days, Monday through Saturday.
We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary.
Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US.
Christmas delivery: order by Dec 15 (Standard), Dec 18 (2-Day), or Dec 22 (Next Day).
In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge.
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