Hillbilly Briefcase
Dry Gulch Gifts
- Weight:
- 0.80 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Keep your business extremely casual! Secure your most important documents with this hilarious backwoods executive accessory. View Full Description
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy
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Product Description
Hillbilly Briefcase Gag Gift
You Can Carry Your Redneck Nutz from Uranus in Your Hillbilly Briefcase! Upgrade your daily commute and secure your most important documents with the ultimate executive accessory straight from the backwoods! Why rely on boring, traditional leather when you can transport all of your important hillbilly essentials in a trusty pair of tighty-whities?
This hilariously unique novelty "briefcase" is fully equipped with a sturdy wooden handle, making it the perfect piece of luggage for your next trip down Route 66. It makes an absolutely unforgettable gag gift, white elephant prize, or Father's Day surprise for the guy who likes to keep his business extremely casual. Hand it over to your favorite executive and guarantee a massive laugh at the next board meeting!
Briefcase Details:
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Design: Classic men's white briefs permanently attached to a custom wooden carrying handle, detailed with laser-engraved "Hillbilly Briefcase" typography.
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Dimensions: Full-sized novelty gag gift, perfectly sized to hold a bag of our famous Redneck Nutz (or whatever other essentials you need to carry).
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