Hard or soft, Uranus tastes great. Now you can wear the shirt that makes family dinner awkward. View Full Description
Weight:
0.80 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
description:
Hard or soft, Uranus tastes great. Now you can wear the shirt that makes family dinner awkward. View Full Description
Ingredients Title:
Materials & Care
Material:
100% cotton (Safety Pink is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend)
Gender:
Unisex
Color:
Yellow Haze, Tangerine, Safety Pink
Size:
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (4XL and 5XL in Yellow Haze)
Fit:
Classic unisex
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Brand:
Uranus Fudge Factory
Condition:
New
Made For:
Taco lovers, Route 66 road-trippers, white elephant gift swaps, and anyone who'd drive all the way to Uranus for a good taco.
Pre-order: ships from Uranus around November 11, 2026
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships.
Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday.
Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about
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Materials & Care
Material:100% cotton (Safety Pink is a 50/50 cotton-poly blend)
Gender:Unisex
Color:Yellow Haze, Tangerine, Safety Pink
Size:S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (4XL and 5XL in Yellow Haze)
Fit:Classic unisex
Care Instructions:Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Brand:Uranus Fudge Factory
Condition:New
Made For:Taco lovers, Route 66 road-trippers, white elephant gift swaps, and anyone who'd drive all the way to Uranus for a good taco.
Meet El Crakito, the lasso-slinging, mustache-wearing taco bandit of Tacos Uranus, the new Smoked Hillbilly Taco joint on Historic Route 66 in Uranus, Missouri. He's riding across the back, his grinning taco face is parked on the left chest, and the Uranus US 66 shield wraps around the right sleeve. You're covered from every angle.
This is the white elephant gift everybody fights over. Set it on the pile and watch it get stolen three times before anybody unwraps the fudge. Perfect for taco lovers, Route 66 road-trippers, and that coworker who swears they'd drive all the way to Uranus for a good taco. (They would.)
Back: El Crakito with "Hard or Soft, Uranus Tastes Great!"
Left chest: Tacos Uranus taco-face logo
Right sleeve: Uranus US 66 shield, centered on the sleeve
Colors: Yellow Haze, Tangerine, Safety Pink
Sizes: S to 3XL in every color, plus 4XL and 5XL in Yellow Haze
Shirt: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee, classic unisex fit, black screen print
PRE-ORDER: These shirts are on the press right now. Order today to lock in your color and size, and we'll ship yours from Uranus as soon as they land.
