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My Safe Word is Takeout Dish Towel

$16.99
UPC:
092657028926
Weight:
0.20 LBS

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Materials & Care

Item is discontinued.

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

28"h x 21"w

I know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean that they're not out there doing it. I'm just saying that it's more universal than you might think.

This funny dish towel is sure to get a laugh from your friends and family. The My Safe Word is Takeout Dish Towel features a mid-century style illustration of a woman eating Chinese takeout surrounded by butterflies, and the phrase, My Safe Word is Takeout. This towel is perfect for anyone who loves to eat, but maybe not cook? So whether you're looking for a funny gift or just want to add some humor to your kitchen, the My Safe Word is Takeout Dish Towel is the perfect choice.

 

Folded dish towel featuring a retro woman eating takeout and my safe word is takeout text.

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