Dumb Questions
$12.99
Don't worry, our staff is accustomed to dumb questions! Put your coworkers at ease with a healthy dose of sarcasm by hanging this vintage-style metal sign. View Full Description
- SKU:
- 400000002408
- UPC:
- 605279117765
- Weight:
- 1.00 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Don't worry, our staff is accustomed to dumb questions! Put your coworkers at ease with a healthy dose of sarcasm by hanging this vintage-style metal sign. View Full Description
Shipping Information
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"Don't Worry, Our Staff is Accustomed to Dumb Questions" Retro Metal Sign
Put Your Customers (and Coworkers) at Ease with a Healthy Dose of Sarcasm! Let’s face it—customer service isn't for the faint of heart. Lighten the mood at your shop, office, or front desk with this hilariously snarky vintage-style metal sign. Featuring a classic mid-century illustration of a grinning man alongside a weathered, distressed finish, this sign perfectly blends retro aesthetics with a brutally honest modern punchline.
It is the absolute ultimate decor upgrade for retail checkout counters, mechanic shops, home bars, or any workspace where you field the exact same ridiculous inquiries day in and day out. Hang it up to give your hardworking staff a good daily chuckle and let everyone know that you are fully prepared for whatever they are about to ask!
Sign Details:
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Design: Vintage-inspired layout featuring a retro illustration of a smiling man on the left, flanked by bold, distressed white typography reading: "DON'T WORRY, OUR STAFF IS ACCUSTOMED TO DUMB QUESTIONS" set against a weathered blue background with faux-rust edges.
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Dimensions: Large 16" W x 12.5" H rectangular sign layout.
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