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Hillbilly Whup Ass

$6.99
Don't make me open a can of whup ass on ya! Keep a visual threat right on your desk with this hilariously unique novelty container. View Full Description
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Don't make me open a can of whup ass on ya! Keep a visual threat right on your desk with this hilariously unique novelty container. View Full Description
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Hillbilly Can of Redneck Whup Ass Gag Gift

Don't Make Me Open a Can of Whup Ass on Ya! Poke fun at the little bit of hillbilly in all of us with this hilariously unique rustic novelty item. When polite words just aren't enough to get your point across, sometimes you need to keep a visual threat right on your desk. This "Redneck Whup Ass" jar is the ultimate gag gift for the tough guy in your life who likes to keep a little backup on hand!

Beautifully crafted from authentic sassafras wood, this hollowed-out log container is guaranteed to get a massive laugh whether it is sitting on a workshop bench, an office desk, or the kitchen counter. It makes the absolute perfect joke gift for Father's Day, a white elephant exchange, or the friend who already has everything. Keep it sealed, keep it safe, and let everyone know you are fully stocked with a whole different kind of nuts!

Novelty Details:

  • Design: Authentic rustic log slice hollowed out into a novelty container, featuring natural tree bark edges and a laser-engraved flat front reading: "REDNECK WHUP ASS - A whole different kind of Nuts!!"

  • Dimensions: Custom handheld novelty size designed to fit perfectly on a desk, shelf, or workbench.

  • Material: Crafted from genuine white and red sassafras wood, featuring precise, high-contrast laser etching and topped with a secure, rustic screw-on lid.

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