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Not Today Satan Mug

$15.99
Start Your Day with a Hot One in Uranus! Because your morning caffeine deserves a vessel as bold as your sense of humor. View Full Description
Weight:
1.50 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Height:
5"
Diameter:
3"
Capacity:
15 oz
Material:
Ceramic
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
description:
Start Your Day with a Hot One in Uranus! Because your morning caffeine deserves a vessel as bold as your sense of humor. View Full Description

Made fresh. Ships in 1–3 business days. Details

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Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

Materials & Care
  • Height: 5"
  • Diameter: 3"
  • Capacity: 15 oz
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Care Instructions: Hand wash only
This funny, dual-sided 15 oz. coffee mug features an unimpressed cat alongside the iconic "Not Today Satan" phrase on the front, letting everyone know you are officially off-limits until the caffeine kicks in. Flip it around, and you'll find the classic Uranus Rocket logo, adding the perfect touch of hometown pride. 
 
Constructed for those mornings when you need a serious dose of caffeine, this mug holds a generous 15 ounces of your favorite coffee, tea, or hot cocoa. It measures 5" tall by 3" in diameter and is crafted from durable white ceramic.
 
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Person holding a white coffee mug featuring a bold black Not Today Satan quote.

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