How much chewy, gooey, taffy can you handle in Uranus?
April 25, 2019
Did you know that there is chewy, gooey, yummy taffy in Uranus? Mayor Louie can fi
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Do You Have What It Takes To Escape Uranus?
April 23, 2019
Escaping Uranus is not as easy as you might think! Escape Uranus Escape Room
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Fudge Yeah!
April 18, 2019
The handmade, made fresh daily, Fudge from Uranus, is so good it'll have you moan
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What happened to little Willy in Uranus: A Uranus Examiner Special Report
April 18, 2019
The Uranus Examiner has been probing deeply into Uranus trying to discover what h
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Little Willy Missing In Uranus: Search Continues As Anonymous Source Speaks Out
April 17, 2019
Twelve days, and still no sign of Little Willy. Grief-stricken citizens redouble
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Uranus Examiner probes Uranus with Mayor Louie Keen Interview
April 16, 2019
The Uranus Examiner knows what the public wants. It wants Uranus. The people wa
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Making Fudge is Hard Work
April 16, 2019
We found the Mayor just snoring away this morning. He was all Pooped Out from wor
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Manager Tina Begs For Information on Lost Willy in Uranus
April 12, 2019
URANUS, MO–– As the search continues for the Uranus Fudge Factory’s beloved littl
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Uranus Has Exploded!
April 5, 2019
Wow! We never expected this many eyes on Uranus! Luckily, we don’t blush easily.Th
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Breaking News: Concerned Citizens Ask, “Have You Seen Our Willy?”
April 11, 2014
URANUS, MO –– On April 11th, 2019, the Uranus Police Department was o
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