Soap for Middle Child
- SKU:
- 03.25F
- Weight:
- 0.44 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Finally, a gift that commands some attention! This 6 oz. bar soap features a vibrant, fruity "Purple Haze" grape scent. View Full Description
Shipping Information
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Celebrate the forgotten child of the family with a gift that finally commands some attention! Soap for Middle Child hilariously acknowledges the struggles of being sandwiched between the "perfect" oldest child and the spoiled baby of the family. Seriously, who are you again? Even if you dye your hair neon pink and dress like you're in the Matrix, you still might fly under the radar, but at least your bath routine will be unforgettable.
This beautifully handcrafted 6 oz. bar features a vibrant, fruity "Purple Haze" grape scent that is guaranteed to stand out. Because each single bar is lovingly made by hand, no two look exactly alike. Packaged with a brilliantly funny, relatable design that perfectly captures middle child syndrome, it makes the ultimate gag gift or prank prop to remind your favorite sibling that you actually do know their name.
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