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Soap for The First Child
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Smells like you're just more important! This 6 oz. bar soap features a crisp, refreshing scent of brand-new everything (wintergreen). View Full Description
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03.26E
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0.44 LBS
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Smells like you're just more important! This 6 oz. bar soap features a crisp, refreshing scent of brand-new everything (wintergreen). View Full Description
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Give the undisputed trailblazer of the family the premium, personalized luxury they naturally deserve! Soap for The First Child hilariously honors the eldest, the most responsible, and the one who had to act as the ultimate parenting guinea pig. You're the one who must succeed at all costs, but hey, no pressure, right? At least you get a bar of soap that hasn't been shared with anyone else!
This premium 6 oz. bar features a crisp, refreshing scent of "Brand-New Everything" (Wintergreen)—a perfect nod to the child who actually got new clothes and toys instead of hand-me-downs. Because each bar is lovingly handmade, no two are identical. Packaged with a witty design that perfectly captures first-born syndrome, it makes a magnificent birthday, holiday, or "just because" gag gift to remind everyone who is truly the favorite.
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