Soap for Teachers
- SKU:
- 03.25Q
- Weight:
- 0.44 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Smells like grading papers...even on your honeymoon! This 6 oz. bar soap features a tempting "Poisoned Apple" scent. View Full Description
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy
Materials & Care
Wash away the exhaustion of dealing with everyone else's kids and all their classroom shenanigans! Soap for Teachers is the perfect way to unwind after a long day of feeling unappreciated while managing total chaos. It's a snow day somewhere, just unfortunately not for you.
This beautifully handcrafted 6 oz. bar features a hilarious "Poisoned Apple" scent, proving that while teaching is rewarding, it can also be incredibly toxic! Because each single bar is lovingly made by hand, no two look exactly alike. Packaged with a witty and relatable design, it makes the absolute perfect gag gift, end of the year thank you present, or funny surprise for any educator who truly deserves to be thanked for their service.
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