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Soap for Morning People
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0.44 LBS
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For those who think mornings should be strictly illegal until at least noon, Soap for Morning People is the perfect bath companion! Because let us be real, the only good way to start a morning is after 2:00 PM, ideally with a large cup of coffee or a heavily spiked tomato smoothie. If someone is chipper at 6:00 AM, this soap proudly declares that their energy "Smells like a hell no."
This premium 6 oz. bar features a nostalgia packed "Sugar Cereal Coma" scent to get you through the struggle of actually waking up. Because each single bar is lovingly handcrafted, no two look exactly alike. Packaged with a brilliantly funny and sarcastic design, it makes a hilarious gag gift, white elephant present, or a sympathetic offering for the favorite night owl in your life who absolutely dreads their alarm clock.
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