Pencils for The Office
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- Survive another soul-crushing Monday! Power through the corporate grind with this snarky 8-pack of retro-colored No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny workplace joke.View Full Description
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"The Office" Snarky Pencil Set
Survive Another Soul-Crushing Monday with a Smirk! It’s Monday again. It feels like you just clocked out on Friday. Know what you love about Mondays? Absolutely nothing. In fifteen minutes, you’ll be sleeping with your eyes open during a mandatory hour-long meeting about "employee morale," followed by a "surprise" birthday cake and a card everyone half-heartedly signed while doing a slow eye-roll. And the worst part? It's your birthday, and even that won't fix a Monday.
If this sounds like your daily corporate grind, you need the ultimate desk accessory to help you survive until 5:00 PM. This hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. is the absolute perfect gag gift for your favorite coworker, a white elephant office exchange, or just to keep for yourself. Grab a pack, hand them out, and get ready to aggressively doodle your way through your next conference call!
Pencil Details:
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Design: Packaged set of retro-colored wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable office-themed joke or snarky phrase guaranteed to get a laugh out of the cubicle farm.
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Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
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Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for fixing all those unavoidable "clerical errors."
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