Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
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- 0.03 LBS
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- description:
- The Only Cure for a Certified Pain in the Ass! Because being this annoying is a full-time job that deserves a chewy reward. View Full Description
- Ingredients Title:
- Ingredients
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Ingredients
Ingredients
Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, and BHT (to maintain freshness). Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine. May Contain Soy. Produced with Genetic Engineering.
8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but more hand-out-able.
Certified Pain In The Ass Gum is the perfect way to let your friends know that they're a real pain in the ass. Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, this gum is a hand-out-able testament to your pain-in-the-assitude. And, because it's cinnamon flavored, it's sure to leave a lasting impression. So, if you're looking for a way to show your friends that they're a real pain in the ass, look no further than Certified Pain In The Ass Gum.
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