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Cinnamon chewing gum box featuring a funny joke slogan design against a solid white background.

Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

$2.99
The Only Cure for a Certified Pain in the Ass! Because being this annoying is a full-time job that deserves a chewy reward. View Full Description
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The Only Cure for a Certified Pain in the Ass! Because being this annoying is a full-time job that deserves a chewy reward. View Full Description
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Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Christmas delivery: order by Dec 15 (Standard), Dec 18 (2-Day), or Dec 22 (Next Day). In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

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Sugar, Dextrose, Gum Base, Corn Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Tapioca Dextrin, Glycerine, Gum Arabic, Aspartame, Citric Acid, Acesulfame Potassium, Confectioners Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Red 40 Lake), Corn Starch, and BHT (to maintain freshness). Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine. May Contain Soy. Produced with Genetic Engineering.

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8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.

Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but more hand-out-able.

Certified Pain In The Ass Gum is the perfect way to let your friends know that they're a real pain in the ass. Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, this gum is a hand-out-able testament to your pain-in-the-assitude. And, because it's cinnamon flavored, it's sure to leave a lasting impression. So, if you're looking for a way to show your friends that they're a real pain in the ass, look no further than Certified Pain In The Ass Gum.

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