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A pair of heather grey crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature black accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. Across the mid-foot is a wide cream-colored stripe followed by a section with three thin red stripes. Knit into the upper ankle of the front sock is a distressed red graphic resembling a stamped badge. Inside the badge, white cursive text reads "Certified" above a white banner containing the black block text: "PAIN IN THE ASS".

Certified Pain In The Ass - Men's Crew Socks

Uranus Fudge Factory

$16.99
Certified Pain In The Ass! These socks deliver cozy, all-day comfort along with a hilarious, official-looking declaration of your true nature. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
Size:
Men's shoe size 7-12
Color:
Gray
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"Certified Pain In The Ass"
Made For:
Dads, husbands, brothers, and that one guy in your life who takes absolute pride in being delightfully difficult.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
Certified Pain In The Ass! These socks deliver cozy, all-day comfort along with a hilarious, official-looking declaration of your true nature. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
  • Size: Men's shoe size 7-12
  • Color: Gray
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "Certified Pain In The Ass"
  • Made For: Dads, husbands, brothers, and that one guy in your life who takes absolute pride in being delightfully difficult.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

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The Certified Pain In The Ass - Men's Crew Socks are the perfect way to let the world know you've put in the hard work and finally earned your credentials. Featuring a fun, bold panoramic design, these socks make a statement without you having to say a single word.

Constructed for supreme comfort while you're busy testing everyone's patience, these men's crew socks are crafted from a premium, soft blend of 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, durable, and have the perfect amount of stretch to stay up securely without sliding down your calves.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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A pair of heather grey crew socks displayed against a plain white background. The socks feature black accents on the toe, heel, and top cuff. Across the mid-foot is a wide cream-colored stripe followed by a section with three thin red stripes. Knit into the upper ankle of the front sock is a distressed red graphic resembling a stamped badge. Inside the badge, white cursive text reads "Certified" above a white banner containing the black block text: "PAIN IN THE ASS".

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