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Certified Pain In The Ass - Men's Crew Socks

Uranus Fudge Factory

$16.99
Certified Pain In The Ass! These socks deliver cozy, all-day comfort along with a hilarious, official-looking declaration of your true nature. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
Size:
Men's shoe size 7-12
Color:
Gray
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"Certified Pain In The Ass"
Made For:
Dads, husbands, brothers, and that one guy in your life who takes absolute pride in being delightfully difficult.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
Certified Pain In The Ass! These socks deliver cozy, all-day comfort along with a hilarious, official-looking declaration of your true nature. View Full Description
Shipping Information

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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
  • Size: Men's shoe size 7-12
  • Color: Gray
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "Certified Pain In The Ass"
  • Made For: Dads, husbands, brothers, and that one guy in your life who takes absolute pride in being delightfully difficult.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

The Certified Pain In The Ass - Men's Crew Socks are the perfect way to let the world know you've put in the hard work and finally earned your credentials. Featuring a fun, bold panoramic design, these socks make a statement without you having to say a single word.

Constructed for supreme comfort while you're busy testing everyone's patience, these men's crew socks are crafted from a premium, soft blend of 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, durable, and have the perfect amount of stretch to stay up securely without sliding down your calves.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

Check out some of our other fun socks!

Gray crew socks featuring a red "Certified Pain in the Ass" slogan badge design on a plain white background

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