Pencils for Teachers
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- 0.12 LBS
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- It's a snow day somewhere... Survive the classroom with this snarky 8-pack of colorful No. 2 pencils, each stamped with a funny teacher joke. View Full Description
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"Pencils for Teachers" Snarky Pencil Set
It's a Snow Day Somewhere... But Not for You! Brace yourself—you have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their endless classroom shenanigans. It’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people started thanking YOU for YOUR service?
Survive until the final bell rings with the ultimate desk accessory for the exhausted educator! This hilariously cynical 8-pack of No. 2 pencils from Whiskey River Soap Co. is the absolute perfect gag gift for Teacher Appreciation Week, an end-of-year faculty party, or your favorite stressed-out teacher friend. Grab a pack, hand them out in the breakroom, and get ready to aggressively grade those papers!
Pencil Details:
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Design: Packaged set of brightly colored wooden pencils, each foil-stamped with a unique, hilariously relatable teacher-themed joke or snarky phrase guaranteed to get a laugh out of the faculty lounge.
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Quantity: Includes eight (8) standard No. 2 pencils packaged in a custom, novelty display box.
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Material: Classic wooden pencil construction complete with standard graphite lead, classic metal ferrules, and traditional pink erasers for fixing all those "creative" spelling mistakes.
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