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The Uranus Mortuary (Uranus Indiana!) 12" x 16" embossed metal sign — because nothing says hospitality quite like a one-way trip to Uranus.
Featuring crossed shovels, a cracked RIP tombstone, twin USA shield logos, and our official mortuary motto loud and proud — "We bury 'em deep in Uranus" — this glossy white-and-black sign brings premium-grade dad humor to your garage, man cave, she-shed, or back wall of the bar. The raised lettering and embossed graphics give it real dimension, and pre-drilled corner holes make hanging a quick job (no shovel required).
A grave addition to any sign collection, and a genuine souvenir straight from Uranus, Indiana.
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