Uranus Mortuary T-Shirt
Uranus Fudge Factory
- UPC:
- 123456789647
- Weight:
- 0.80 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- Material:
- 100% cotton
- Gender:
- Unisex
- description:
- We bury 'em deep in Uranus. Don't get caught dead in a boring shirt. Join the 'stiffest' crew on Route 66 today. View Full Description
- Color:
- Grey
- Sizes:
- S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
- Fit:
- Classic unisex t-shirt
- Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Brand:
- Uranus Fudge Factory
- Condition:
- New
- Made For:
- Fans of dark humor, goth culture, and those who believe that life (and death) shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy
Materials & Care
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Material: 100% cotton
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Gender: Unisex
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Color: Grey
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Sizes: S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
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Fit: Classic unisex t-shirt
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
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Brand: Uranus Fudge Factory
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Condition: New
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Made For: Fans of dark humor, goth culture, and those who believe that life (and death) shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
Let’s be honest—death is a grave subject, but in Uranus, we believe in having the last laugh. At the Uranus Mortuary, we’re famous for our commitment to "digging deep" for our customers. We’re the last people who will ever let you down!
Designed for a fit that lasts a lifetime, this tee is fashioned from 100% premium ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel that’s anything but stiff. The side-seamed construction provides a clean, tailored silhouette that keeps its form, while the reinforced neck and shoulder taping ensures the garment stays intact through heavy rotation.
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