Eight Ways to Have BIG FUN in Uranus!
Posted by Laura Abernathy Huffman on Dec 14th 2023
We Are Having BIG FUN in Uranus- and you can too!
You will haveBIG FUN in Uranus on Route 66 in the Missouri Ozarks!
We are having BIG FUN in Uranus- and you can too! Join us in-store or online at UranusGeneralStore.com.
GET YOUR FUDGE PACKED- Mayor Louie’s merry band of fudge packers love packing your fudge. You’ll love them for it. It’s true, the best fudge comes from Uranus!
PROBE THE SIDESHOW MUSEUM- Uranus Mayor Louie Keen opened the last bastion of sideshow glory on Route 66 in 2018. See the astonishing Katya Kadavera’s electrifying sword-swallowing act!
GET A LICK OF URANUS- One lick of Uranus and you’ll go nutz! Visit the Uranus Ice Cream Company. Home of the Mayor’s Big Weiner- a plump hot dog bursting with delicious flavor. Open April through October.
WE’LL GRAB YOUR NUTZ- Everybody loves snacking on Uranus! We have 10 exciting flavors of Redneck Nutz to shove in your mouth.
SINK YOUR BALLS INTO OUR PUTT HOLES- Mayor Louie and MIss Tiffany want you to sink your balls into our putt holes at Uranus Putt Pirates mini-golf! Home to the most fun eighteen-holes on Route 66. Open April through October.
PLAY IN URANUS- Have your kids been cooped up in the car during your road trip? Let them burn off some energy at the playground in Uranus!
PET THE ALIEN- Mayor Louie’s pet alien in Uranus loves to be stroked and petted!
GO ON A SQUISHIN’ MISSION- Uranus fans and crushed penny collectors can now stroll out of Uranus with unique crushed penny designs. Come squish out a penny or two from Uranus!
