Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships.
Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday.
Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about
Warm Weather Protection.Read the full policy
Proudly serving the Department of Public Moisture since 2015.
The Uranus Water Works t-shirt is the official uniform of the hardest-working utility on Route 66. Front left chest carries the Uranus Water Works crest with the Dept. of Public Moisture seal. The back goes big: a full water tower graphic, our department motto, “Turn Us On and Let It Flow,” and the Est. 2015 mark, so everyone behind you knows exactly where the pressure comes from.
Available in black or maroon, with white and sky-blue print on both.
Front: small left-chest Uranus Water Works logo
Back: full water tower print with “Turn Us On and Let It Flow”
Colors: Black, Maroon
Soft, everyday-weight cotton tee that holds up to repeated flushing (washing)
Designed and sold by Uranus Fudge Factory & General Store, St. Robert, Missouri
Whether you’re on the crew or just a fan of reliable flow, this is the shirt for anyone who’s ever been told they’ve got a leak in Uranus.
