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Uranus Liquors T-Shirt

Uranus Fudge Factory

$19.99 - $25.99
Poker in the front, liquor in the rear! Finally, a liquor brand that’s as bold as you are. Show the world how they do things in Uranus. View Full Description
Weight:
0.80 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Material:
100% cotton
Gender:
Unisex
description:
Poker in the front, liquor in the rear! Finally, a liquor brand that’s as bold as you are. Show the world how they do things in Uranus. View Full Description
Color:
Black or Gray
Sizes:
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Fit:
Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Brand:
Uranus Fudge Factory
Condition:
New
Made For:
Home bartenders, craft cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers their spirits with a side of sarcasm.

Made fresh. Ships in 1–3 business days. Details

Shipping Information

Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships. Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday. Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

Materials & Care
  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Gender: Unisex
  • Color: Black or Gray
  • Sizes: S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
  • Fit: Classic unisex t-shirt
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Brand: Uranus Fudge Factory
  • Condition: New
  • Made For: Home bartenders, craft cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers their spirits with a side of sarcasm.

Crafted for comfort whether you’re tailgating, at a backyard BBQ, or just relaxing after a long day on the highway, this shirt is built to handle the Midwest heat and humidity with ease. Whether you first toasted us at our legendary Missouri attraction or stopped in to see the Mayor at our Indiana locations, this tee is a must-have piece of Uranus apparel. 

This tee is fashioned from 100% high-grade combed cotton for a smooth, premium texture. The reinforced collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensure the shirt stays crisp and retains its structure, while our specialty high-impact ink ensures the Liquors logo remains vibrant without peeling. With a modern unisex silhouette and double-stitched finishing, this is a high-caliber essential that stays looking top-shelf from the first wear to the last.

Love this look but want to change up the style? Check out this official Uranus Liquors graphic on our Long Sleeved T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, and Hoodie. Because one shirt is never enough to show off your Uranus pride!

Vintage tavern graphic on the Uranus Liquors novelty t-shirt.

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