Poker in the front, liquor in the rear! Featuring a soft-wash feel to keep it cozy while you stir up trouble. View Full Description
Weight:
0.90 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Material:
100% cotton
Gender:
Unisex
description:
Poker in the front, liquor in the rear! Featuring a soft-wash feel to keep it cozy while you stir up trouble. View Full Description
Color:
Black
Sizes:
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Fit:
Classic unisex
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Made For:
Party-goers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good conversation starter.
Brand:
Uranus Fudge Factory
Condition:
New
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships.
Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday.
Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about
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Materials & Care
Material:100% cotton
Gender:Unisex
Color:Black
Sizes:S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Fit:Classic unisex
Care Instructions:Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Made For:Party-goers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good conversation starter.
When the sun goes down on Route 66 and the air gets a little crisp, it’s time to layer up with the Uranus Liquors long-sleeved tee. This shirt doesn't just keep you cozy—it carries the legendary wisdom of our local watering hole: "Poker in the front, Liquor in the rear."
Designed for transition weather, this long-sleeved tee is made from 100% premium cotton for a soft, breathable, and substantial feel. The rib-knit cuffs and side-seamed construction provide a structured, athletic fit that prevents sagging and keeps its shape. Finished with high-density screen printing that’s heat-set for long-lasting vibrancy, this durable staple is engineered to survive the party, the wash, and the road.
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