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Douche Sticker

$4.99
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"Don't Be A Douche" Novelty Vinyl Sticker

Seriously, Just Don't Be. Sometimes people need a gentle reminder to check their attitude—and sometimes they need a giant red warning sign. This delightfully blunt novelty sticker is the ultimate way to tell people exactly how to behave. It’s funny, it's cool, and it's absolutely guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a stunned silence).

Whether you want to add some aggressive positivity to your own gear or need the perfect gag gift for that friend who lacks a filter, this sticker gets straight to the point. Grab one for your laptop, bumper, or water bottle, or just keep it handy to slap onto the next person who really needs to hear it. It's the "Don't Be a Douche" way!

Sticker Details:

  • Design: High-visibility red rectangular layout from Ephemera-inc.com featuring bold, unmistakable white typography reading: "DON'T BE A DOUCHE".

  • Dimensions: 6" W x 3.25" H rectangular cut.

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