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Confucius Sticker
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Confucius "I Never Said All That Shit" Novelty Vinyl Sticker
Setting the Philosophical Record Straight! Confucius was an ancient Chinese philosopher whose teachings on morality, justice, and sincerity have had a profound impact on eastern culture for centuries. He is also known for being just a little bit sassy—as clearly evidenced by this hilarious novelty sticker. Featuring a classic illustration of the great sage alongside the blunt reminder, "I never said all that shit," this sticker is the ultimate way to debunk all those fake internet quotes people love to attributes to him.
Whether you're a history buff, a philosophy student, or just a connoisseur of high-level sarcasm, this bold sticker is guaranteed to get some laughs. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, car bumper, or notebook to show off your intellectual side with a healthy dose of irreverent humor!
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Design: Bold red rectangular novelty layout featuring a detailed black-and-white portrait illustration of Confucius alongside the famous parody quote: "I never said all that shit." -Confucius.
Dimensions: 6" W x 3.25" H rectangular cut.
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