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Squirrel Turd T-Shirt
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You're nuttier than a squirrel turd! A heavy dose of classic country humor on a comfortable, breathable brown tee that's sure to be a hit wherever you roam. View Full Description
Weight:
0.80 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Material:
100% cotton
Gender:
Unisex
description:
You're nuttier than a squirrel turd! A heavy dose of classic country humor on a comfortable, breathable brown tee that's sure to be a hit wherever you roam. View Full Description
Color:
Brown
Sizes:
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Fit:
Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Condition:
New
Shipping Information
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Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday.
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Materials & Care
Material:100% cotton
Gender:Unisex
Color:Brown
Sizes:S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Fit:Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
The Squirrel Turd T-Shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you're exactly what the shirt says: "You're Nuttier Than A Squirrel Turd!" This hilarious brown tee features a cheeky graphic of a squirrel doing its business from a tree branch, bringing the classic country saying to life in the funniest way possible.
Constructed for an ultra-soft fit that’s as comfortable as it is funny, this short-sleeve t-shirt is made from 100% cotton. The solid brown fabric provides a versatile backdrop for the bold white lettering and hilarious squirrel graphic, which are professionally screen-printed to resist fading and cracking through endless washes.
