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Paddle Faster T-Shirt
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Paddle faster I hear banjos! This tee delivers premium, breathable comfort in a classic fit, alongside a hilarious graphic. View Full Description
Weight:
0.80 LBS
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Calculated at Checkout
Material:
100% cotton
Gender:
Unisex
description:
Paddle faster I hear banjos! This tee delivers premium, breathable comfort in a classic fit, alongside a hilarious graphic. View Full Description
Color:
Gray
Sizes:
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Fit:
Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Made For:
Campers, kayakers, and anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
Condition:
New
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Materials & Care
Material:100% cotton
Gender:Unisex
Color:Gray
Sizes:S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Fit:Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Made For:Campers, kayakers, and anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
The Paddle Faster T-Shirt features the iconic, panic-inducing slogan, "Paddle Faster, I Hear Banjos!" complete with a graphic of two canoers hauling out of there as fast as they can. It's the ultimate inside joke for anyone who loves spending time in the great outdoors but knows better than to linger in the deep woods.
Constructed for a soft, lived-in feel right out of the package, this short-sleeve t-shirt is made from a high-quality, breathable 100% cotton. The gray fabric provides a versatile, everyday look that holds up perfectly to the rigors of camping, hiking, or just relaxing. The bold white "Paddle Faster" lettering and canoe graphic are professionally screen-printed to resist fading and peeling through every wash and wear.
