Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
- UPC:
- 092657029923
- Weight:
- 0.20 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- description:
- Bitch, I am the secret ingredient! Skip the bland kitchen decor and add some attitude to your cooking with this sassy, super-absorbent unbleached cotton towel. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
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Are you tired of boring dish towels that say nothing more than "Kiss the Cook"? Then forget those frumpy designs and upgrade to the sassy, cheeky Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel! The bold design features a salt shaker emblazoned with the phrase, reminding everyone in the kitchen who's really in charge. Not only is it perfect for adding some sass to your cooking routine, but it also makes a great funny gift for your sassy chef friends. So skip the bland kitchen towels and add some attitude to your cooking with the Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel!
Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
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