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Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

$16.99
Bitch, I am the secret ingredient! Skip the bland kitchen decor and add some attitude to your cooking with this sassy, super-absorbent unbleached cotton towel. View Full Description
UPC:
092657029923
Weight:
0.20 LBS
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Calculated at Checkout
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Bitch, I am the secret ingredient! Skip the bland kitchen decor and add some attitude to your cooking with this sassy, super-absorbent unbleached cotton towel. View Full Description

Ships from Uranus in 1–3 business days. Christmas: order by Dec 15 for Standard, Dec 18 for 2-Day, Dec 22 for Next Day. Details

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Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders over $75 in the continental US. Christmas delivery: order by Dec 15 (Standard), Dec 18 (2-Day), or Dec 22 (Next Day). In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

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Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me.

Are you tired of boring dish towels that say nothing more than "Kiss the Cook"? Then forget those frumpy designs and upgrade to the sassy, cheeky Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel! The bold design features a salt shaker emblazoned with the phrase, reminding everyone in the kitchen who's really in charge. Not only is it perfect for adding some sass to your cooking routine, but it also makes a great funny gift for your sassy chef friends. So skip the bland kitchen towels and add some attitude to your cooking with the Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Dish Towel!

Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

28"h x 21"w

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