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Bitch I Am Relaxed - Women's Crew Socks (SW516)

$15.99
Bitch I am relaxed! These socks deliver a soothing, floral aesthetic paired with a hilariously empowering dose of sarcasm. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, and 2% spandex
Size:
Women's shoe size 5-10
Color:
Light blue
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"Bitch I am relaxed"
Made For:
Stressed-out superstars, sarcastic friends, and anyone who hates being told to calm down.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
Bitch I am relaxed! These socks deliver a soothing, floral aesthetic paired with a hilariously empowering dose of sarcasm. View Full Description
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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, and 2% spandex
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Color: Light blue
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "Bitch I am relaxed"
  • Made For: Stressed-out superstars, sarcastic friends, and anyone who hates being told to calm down.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

Remember that one time someone told you to "just relax?" Well, didn't it work so well? I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed... and it's all thanks to these socks. The Bitch I Am Relaxed - Women's Crew Socks are the ultimate way to politely (or not-so-politely) tell the world you are perfectly fine, thank you very much. Featuring a soothing light blue background decorated with adorable, whimsical flowers, these socks perfectly mask the hilarious and slightly aggressive message hidden within the panoramic art.

Constructed for peak relaxation and all-day comfort, these women's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon, and 2% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable and have the perfect amount of stretch to stay up without slouching.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
 

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