Your breath will be fresh in no time! Solve the equation for bad breath with these peppermints packaged in a collectible novelty tin. View Full Description
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Your breath will be fresh in no time! Solve the equation for bad breath with these peppermints packaged in a collectible novelty tin. View Full Description
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Get ready to formulate the perfect equation for fresh breath! Relatively Strong Mints bring the sheer genius of Albert Einstein straight from the shelves of the Uranus General Store to your daily routine. Formulated to prove that fresh breath is an absolute constant, these deliciously strong peppermints are guaranteed to combat the aftermath of any heavy mealtime. Because when you are busy exploring Uranus, you want to make sure your breath is a universally recognized success!
Toss this intelligently illustrated, pocket-sized tin into your backpack, lab coat, or desk drawer to ensure you are always prepared to drop some knowledge. It is the perfect blend of refreshing mint flavor and scientific novelty humor, ensuring your breath stays fresh whether you are analyzing spacetime or just trying to have a good time.
Scientific Freshness: Deliciously strong peppermints designed to freshen your breath exponentially and keep you feeling sharp.
Genius Artwork: Packaged in a collectible, reusable tin featuring a playful illustration of the brilliant Albert Einstein hard at work at his chalkboard.
The Perfect Equation: The absolute best way to ensure your breath stays fresh after lunchtime, dinnertime, snack time, or anytime in between.
A Smart Gift: A fantastic, lighthearted novelty gift or stocking stuffer for science nerds, teachers, students, or anyone who appreciates a highly intelligent pun.
Calculate your trajectory for fresh breath and add a tin of Relatively Strong Mints from Uranus to your cart today!
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