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After Therapy Mints
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Reward yourself after a heavy session! Process your deepest breakthroughs with the freshest breath possible using these potent peppermints. View Full Description
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Reward yourself after a heavy session! Process your deepest breakthroughs with the freshest breath possible using these potent peppermints. View Full Description
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Get ready to process your deepest breakthroughs with the freshest breath possible! After Therapy Mints bring a hilarious, epiphanic blast of peppermint straight from the shelves of the Uranus General Store right into your daily routine. Let's be honest, the real mental breakthroughs usually happen on the car ride home, and these deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything you just unpacked. Because when you are busy exploring the depths of your mind—and the wonders of Uranus—you want to make sure your breath is completely clear!
Toss this cool, retro-styled tin into your bag or glovebox the second you hand your therapist the check. It is the perfect blend of refreshing mint flavor and cheeky psychological humor, ensuring your breath stays minty fresh while you wait for those massive epiphanies to finally start flowing.
Breakthrough Freshness: Deliciously potent peppermints designed to clear your mind and give you a powerful blast of fresh breath after a heavy session.
Psychological Relief: The absolute best way to reward yourself after 50 minutes of deep diving into your own personal baggage.
Reusable Pharmacy: Packaged in a highly collectible, reusable tin that just so happens to be the perfect size for storing your daily vitamins, anxiety meds, or spare change.
A Therapeutic Gift: A fantastic, lighthearted novelty gift or stocking stuffer for anyone who loves a little self-reflection, a good laugh, and really fresh breath.
Four out of five therapists recommend breathing easy, so add a tin of After Therapy Mints from Uranus to your cart today!
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