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Ringmaster Of The Shit Show - Men's Crew Socks

Uranus Fudge Factory

$16.99
Ringmaster Of The Shit Show! These socks are the perfect accessory for the guy who somehow manages to keep the daily circus of life running smoothly. View Full Description
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
Size:
Men's shoe size 7-12
Color:
Gray
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"Ringmaster of the Shit Show"
Made For:
Dads, managers, project leaders, and any guy who is the designated problem-solver of the family.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
Ringmaster Of The Shit Show! These socks are the perfect accessory for the guy who somehow manages to keep the daily circus of life running smoothly. View Full Description

Ships from Uranus in 1–3 business days, Mon–Sat (3–5 at peak). Christmas: order by Dec 15 for Standard, Dec 18 for 2-Day, Dec 22 for Next Day. Details

Shipping Information

Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days (3–5 during peak season), Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders over $75 in the continental US. Christmas delivery: order by Dec 15 (Standard), Dec 18 (2-Day), or Dec 22 (Next Day). In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge.Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

Materials & Care
  • Materials: 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex
  • Size: Men's shoe size 7-12
  • Color: Gray
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "Ringmaster of the Shit Show"
  • Made For: Dads, managers, project leaders, and any guy who is the designated problem-solver of the family.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

For the ringmaster of the daily circus known as life, these Ringmaster Of The Shit Show - Men's Crew Socks are the perfect way to show the world exactly who is in charge of the chaos. Whether you're wrangling the kids, putting out fires at work, or just trying to navigate a wildly unpredictable Tuesday, these socks will help you keep your sense of humor while you run the show.

Constructed for all-day comfort and durability, these men's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 56% combed cotton, 41% nylon, and 3% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, moisture-wicking, and have just the right amount of stretch to stay up securely without sliding down your calves.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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Gray crew socks with a funny "Ringmaster of the Shit Show" slogan on a plain white background.

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