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Ringmaster of the Shitshow - Women's Crew Socks

$15.99
Ringmaster of the Shitshow! These socks combine a classic, vintage gym-style design with a bold, hilarious declaration of who is actually running the circus. View Full Description
UPC:
092657026649
Weight:
0.10 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Materials:
63% combed cotton, 35% nylon, and 2% spandex
Size:
Women's shoe size 5-10
Color:
Cream with orange accents
Style:
Crew
Phrase:
"Ringmaster of the Shitshow"
Made For:
Moms, project managers, and anyone who is the designated problem-solver of their friend group.
Condition:
New
Care Instructions:
Machine washable
description:
Ringmaster of the Shitshow! These socks combine a classic, vintage gym-style design with a bold, hilarious declaration of who is actually running the circus. View Full Description

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Materials & Care
  • Materials: 63% combed cotton, 35% nylon, and 2% spandex
  • Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
  • Color: Cream with orange accents
  • Style: Crew
  • Phrase: "Ringmaster of the Shitshow"
  • Made For: Moms, project managers, and anyone who is the designated problem-solver of their friend group.
  • Condition: New
  • Care Instructions: Machine washable

The Ringmaster of the Shitshow Women's Crew Socks are for the woman who knows exactly how to keep things together, even when everything around her is completely falling apart. Featuring a retro, athletic-striped gym sock design, these socks offer panoramic art that proudly displays your well-earned title from every angle.

Constructed for all-day comfort and durability, these women's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 63% combed cotton, 35% nylon, and 2% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, moisture-wicking, and have just the right amount of stretch to stay up without slouching.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

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An off-white novelty crew sock featuring orange trim and text that reads "RINGMASTER OF THE Shit Show."

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