Ringmaster of the Shitshow - Women's Crew Socks
- UPC:
- 092657026649
- Weight:
- 0.10 LBS
- Shipping:
- Calculated at Checkout
- Materials:
- 63% combed cotton, 35% nylon, and 2% spandex
- Size:
- Women's shoe size 5-10
- Color:
- Cream with orange accents
- Style:
- Crew
- Phrase:
- "Ringmaster of the Shitshow"
- Made For:
- Moms, project managers, and anyone who is the designated problem-solver of their friend group.
- Condition:
- New
- Care Instructions:
- Machine washable
- description:
- Ringmaster of the Shitshow! These socks combine a classic, vintage gym-style design with a bold, hilarious declaration of who is actually running the circus. View Full Description
Shipping Information
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Materials & Care
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Materials: 63% combed cotton, 35% nylon, and 2% spandex
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Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
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Color: Cream with orange accents
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Style: Crew
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Phrase: "Ringmaster of the Shitshow"
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Made For: Moms, project managers, and anyone who is the designated problem-solver of their friend group.
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Condition: New
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Care Instructions: Machine washable
The Ringmaster of the Shitshow Women's Crew Socks are for the woman who knows exactly how to keep things together, even when everything around her is completely falling apart. Featuring a retro, athletic-striped gym sock design, these socks offer panoramic art that proudly displays your well-earned title from every angle.
Constructed for all-day comfort and durability, these women's crew socks are made from a premium, soft blend of 63% combed cotton, 35% nylon, and 2% spandex. This high-quality fabric mix ensures they are breathable, moisture-wicking, and have just the right amount of stretch to stay up without slouching.
PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
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