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8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box.
Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, but more hand-out-able.
Certified Pain In The Ass Gum is the perfect way to let your friends know that they're a real pain in the ass. Just like one of those framed diplomas in your doctor's office, this gum is a hand-out-able testament to your pain-in-the-assitude. And, because it's cinnamon flavored, it's sure to leave a lasting impression. So, if you're looking for a way to show your friends that they're a real pain in the ass, look no further than Certified Pain In The Ass Gum.
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