Uranus News

Twelve days, and still no sign of Little Willy. Grief-stricken citizens redouble their search efforts, hoping once more to know the comfort of having our Little Willy in Uranus. The Uranus Examiner … read more

We found the Mayor just snoring away this morning. He was all Pooped Out from working all night making the Mayor's #2..................most favorite fudge!You should really give the Mayor's #2........ … read more

The Uranus Examiner knows what the public wants. It wants Uranus. The people want to get a full, penetrating look inside Uranus. They want to see the driving force behind Uranus. That is to say, th … read more

URANUS, MO–– As the search continues for the Uranus Fudge Factory’s beloved little Willy, Tina Elliot, manager of the Fudge Factory, holds a press conference pleading with the nation to lend Uranus t … read more

Wow! We never expected this many eyes on Uranus! Luckily, we don’t blush easily.The launch of our latest video has plastered Uranus all over the net, and people are still clamoring for more. Don’t wor … read more