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Uranus Mortuary T-Shirt

Uranus Fudge Factory

$19.99 - $25.99
We bury 'em deep in Uranus. Don't get caught dead in a boring shirt. Join the 'stiffest' crew on Route 66 today. View Full Description
UPC:
123456789647
Weight:
0.80 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Material:
100% cotton
Gender:
Unisex
description:
We bury 'em deep in Uranus. Don't get caught dead in a boring shirt. Join the 'stiffest' crew on Route 66 today. View Full Description
Color:
Grey
Sizes:
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Fit:
Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Brand:
Uranus Fudge Factory
Condition:
New
Made For:
Fans of dark humor, goth culture, and those who believe that life (and death) shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
Shipping Information

Orders usually process in 1–2 business days (may take up to 3 days during peak times). Fudge & candy items ship fresh (orders before 7:00 AM (CST) on Monday ship same day. Orders placed after that time will ship the following Monday, unless expedited). We ship via USPS or UPS — delivery times vary by destination (not guaranteed). For full details (international orders, customs, perishable items, refunds, etc.), see our full Shipping & Returns Policy. Ensure your package arrives safely during summer months. Learn more about Warm Weather Protection. Read the full policy

Materials & Care
  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Gender: Unisex
  • Color: Grey
  • Sizes: S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
  • Fit: Classic unisex t-shirt
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Brand: Uranus Fudge Factory
  • Condition: New
  • Made For: Fans of dark humor, goth culture, and those who believe that life (and death) shouldn’t be taken too seriously.

Let’s be honest—death is a grave subject, but in Uranus, we believe in having the last laugh. At the Uranus Mortuary, we’re famous for our commitment to "digging deep" for our customers. We’re the last people who will ever let you down! 

Designed for a fit that lasts a lifetime, this tee is fashioned from 100% premium ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel that’s anything but stiff. The side-seamed construction provides a clean, tailored silhouette that keeps its form, while the reinforced neck and shoulder taping ensures the garment stays intact through heavy rotation.

A flat lay of a heather gray "Uranus Mortuary" t-shirt paired with dark denim jeans and gray sneakers. The black graphic features a cracked tombstone marked "RIP" with two crossed shovels and small stars.

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