We don't cluck around in Uranus! Don't be a chicken! Suit up in Willy’s official gear and show everyone you’ve tasted the legendary flavor of Uranus. View Full Description
Weight:
0.80 LBS
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Material:
100% cotton
Gender:
Unisex
description:
We don't cluck around in Uranus! Don't be a chicken! Suit up in Willy’s official gear and show everyone you’ve tasted the legendary flavor of Uranus. View Full Description
Color:
White or Heather Gray
Sizes:
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Fit:
Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Brand:
Uranus Fudge Factory
Condition:
New
Made For:
Fans of road-side diners, "cult-classic" movie buffs, and anyone who believes that if you’re going to eat in Uranus, you might as well go to the Shack.
Shipping Information
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days, Monday through Saturday. We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary. Standard shipping is free on orders of $75 or more in the continental US. Every order is cut and packed fresh the day it ships. Need it sooner? Pick 2-Day shipping at checkout. 2-Day orders ship the next business day after you place your order. The two-day clock starts when your package leaves our warehouse, not when you check out. Expect delivery two business days after it ships.
Example: Order Monday → ships Tuesday → arrives Thursday.
Business days are Monday–Friday. Weekends and holidays don’t count toward the ship day or the two transit days. In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge. Learn more about
Warm Weather Protection.Read the full policy
Materials & Care
Material:100% cotton
Gender:Unisex
Color:White or Heather Gray
Sizes:S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Fit:Classic unisex t-shirt
Care Instructions:Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Brand:Uranus Fudge Factory
Condition:New
Made For:Fans of road-side diners, "cult-classic" movie buffs, and anyone who believes that if you’re going to eat in Uranus, you might as well go to the Shack.
They say you shouldn't take your eye off the prize, and at One-Eyed Willy’s, we’ve got exactly one eye dedicated to the best bird in the Midwest. We don’t care how you like your chicken, as long as it’s hot, juicy, and coming straight out of Uranus. We’ve spent years perfecting our special rub, and while Willy might have lost his depth perception in a freak whisking accident, he can still spot a hungry customer from a mile away. This shirt is the official uniform for those who like their dinner with a side of adventure and a heavy dose of Willy’s "Secret Sauce."
Cooked up for a perfect fit, this tee is crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel that stays breathable in any kitchen heat. The classic unisex silhouette features a seamless rib collar and reinforced neck and shoulder taping, ensuring the garment keeps its structure and doesn't "wing it" after a few washes. Finished with high-density screen printing that resists cracking and peeling, this is a solidly built, high-quality staple designed for ultimate comfort and long-term durability.
